nosdrinker:

everyone who likes coconut water is lying

bring-the-schennergy:

brassysosassy:

can someone plz shank him 

literal heaps of trash are living on this planet

people on this website are disgusting

molegan:

congrats on hating wayne simmonds! here’s ur badge that says ur a heap of trash!

ewokk:

kissing is great

but wow when you get to kiss someone you have feelings for and you’ve wanted to kiss them for the longest time and you get to stroke their face and you’re so aware of their body and how nice their lips feel

earthdad:

when people say the word Tumblr in public

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sniffing:

why do some straight people always assume you want to get with them when they find out you’re gay like just because i’m gay doesn’t change the fact that you’re still ugly lol!

coachwellwood:

wayne simmonds, alternate captain of the philadelphia flyers, bud light player of the game, leader of men……please kiss me 

scolders:

if internet explorer is brave enough to ask you to be your default browser then you’re brave enough to ask that girl out

y10k:

I don’t throw the term genius around loosely, but..

racist pieces of shit are the reason I can’t sleep at night

terri-schiavos-vegetable-soup:

Wayne Simmmonds is such a hood rat. It’s a miracle no one has put a bullet in his ghetto ass face,

it’s actually sad that you do this to get attention