discomforted:

lol i wonder if teachers just sit there and laugh while marking my school tests

bortuzzo:

hey all! so this is just a shoutout to a handful of amazing people who have really made my time on this crazy site worthwhile and i love them more than i love dogs wearing sunglasses. (bolded=besties)

 anibal-sanchez // asskicks // authoranna // backchecked // barca-penguins // basednuge // captain-dubinsky // crosberle // elmakiass // fourblackhawkfeathers // h-o-c-k-e-y // jackalltimelow // jamiejellybenn // jonathanslow // joombenn // kesselphil // luciefers // matsandrezuccarello // matt-douchene // penaltybox // riemszaks // seductivestamkos // sidmalkin // thepittsburghpenguins // vincecarters // woahitsbecky // yakubob // zacparise 

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+my blog

flowdangle:

NHL15 is so real you can see the empty seats at the Leafs game

Anonymous: "Lmao you have the same taste in music as my fucking dad"

congenitaldisease:

Give him my number.

killbenedictcumberbatch:

Twilight may be trash but at least they cast actual native americans to play natives

idonegaffedit:

i accidentally told my friend the sweetest pick up line ever. i started talking about solipsism (the belief that everything around you was created by your mind) and i went “If everything around me is all my imagination, then you’re the best thing I’ve come up with” she was speechless for a solid five minutes.

clearly-on-drugs:

Life after Columbine

Fucking terrible 😔💔.

drawingofthesunwearingsunglasses:

spooky orientations for halloween:

  • lesbooan
  • zombi
  • aliensexual
  • ghostay
  • panskeletonual
  • homorobotmantic
  • straight

brbjellyfishing:

*adds vodka to my chicken noodle soup*

jpgay:

we’ve all had crushes we very strongly regret

princess-neville:

making fun of girls for having “daddy issues” is literally the most illogically cruel thing i can think of haha “hey you! your dad sucked! i bet that really impacted your life and the way you form relationships with other people lmfao fuckin loser” 

p1unk:

oftentimes women might smile at cat-callers out of nervousness or pure fear because they know that if they react negatively that guy could get way scarier and even violent

it’s not a “wow i’m so flattered” smile it’s literally a “please don’t follow me home and murder me after this” smile