lol i wonder if teachers just sit there and laugh while marking my school tests


hey all! so this is just a shoutout to a handful of amazing people who have really made my time on this crazy site worthwhile and i love them more than i love dogs wearing sunglasses. (bolded=besties)

 anibal-sanchez // asskicks // authoranna // backchecked // barca-penguins // basednuge // captain-dubinsky // crosberle // elmakiass // fourblackhawkfeathers // h-o-c-k-e-y // jackalltimelow // jamiejellybenn // jonathanslow // joombenn // kesselphil // luciefers // matsandrezuccarello // matt-douchene // penaltybox // riemszaks // seductivestamkos // sidmalkin // thepittsburghpenguins // vincecarters // woahitsbecky // yakubob // zacparise 


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NHL15 is so real you can see the empty seats at the Leafs game

Anonymous: "Lmao you have the same taste in music as my fucking dad"


Give him my number.


Twilight may be trash but at least they cast actual native americans to play natives


i accidentally told my friend the sweetest pick up line ever. i started talking about solipsism (the belief that everything around you was created by your mind) and i went “If everything around me is all my imagination, then you’re the best thing I’ve come up with” she was speechless for a solid five minutes.


Life after Columbine

Fucking terrible 😔💔.


spooky orientations for halloween:

  • lesbooan
  • zombi
  • aliensexual
  • ghostay
  • panskeletonual
  • homorobotmantic
  • straight


*adds vodka to my chicken noodle soup*


we’ve all had crushes we very strongly regret


making fun of girls for having “daddy issues” is literally the most illogically cruel thing i can think of haha “hey you! your dad sucked! i bet that really impacted your life and the way you form relationships with other people lmfao fuckin loser” 


oftentimes women might smile at cat-callers out of nervousness or pure fear because they know that if they react negatively that guy could get way scarier and even violent

it’s not a “wow i’m so flattered” smile it’s literally a “please don’t follow me home and murder me after this” smile