autumnprayers:

me after the anaconda video

autumnprayers:

me after the anaconda video

okaymad:

when your mutuals don’t reblog your selfie

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i went through this phase where i found god and then i went through this confused i dont know what to believe phase and it stressed me out but now i dont believe in god and im so chill now honestly

silohouettes:

My friend just made this status

silohouettes:

My friend just made this status

draumstafir:

rogerrrs:

i wanna go for walks in the middle of the night but i also dont want to die ya feel

just girly things

unfollowfriday:

when people are offended by nudity like have you seen whats under your clothes

nofunphillips:

my dad died from ALS when i was 3 years old. he was 36. my mom was 33. that was 30 years ago. now i’m the same age my mom was when my dad died. and there is still no cure for ALS.

this is what happens when you have ALS: your muscles slowly stop working, one part at a time. for my dad, first he…

me on a spanish test: cómo se llama, bonita, mi casa, shakira shakira

Adam Levine can do me any day

lordoftheinternet:

i’m glad the shit that lives in the ocean lacks the ability to leave the ocean because most of it is scary as fuck

pulpdrinker:

i have never seen something more clearly written by a straight white male

pulpdrinker:

i have never seen something more clearly written by a straight white male

jagkcitybitch:

Things people don’t get to choose:

  • Sexual Orientation
  • Gender Identity
  • Height
  • Weight
  • Appearance
  • Disabilities
  • Mental Illnesses
  • Race

Things people do get to choose

  • To be an ignorant bitch-faced asshole to people because of things they have no control over

satinhands:

Send this to everyone you know

Send this to your father

Send it to your teachers

Just fucking send it to everyone you know

snopchat:

mom what THE FUCK do you mean youre not a virgin